soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

(via mismatched-brain)

pansoph:

pansoph:

i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere 

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i’m pissing myself

(via hiddlewiggles)

Restless night. I’m missing people. I keep worrying. Stressing. Just wanting to shut down for a bit.

negative

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1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

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- Five things I am trying very hard to accept.   (via escape—fromreality)

(Source: aumoe, via thatonedeadgirl)

Beginning of my drawing. Will do some more tomorrow. Time to watch Misfits.

Beginning of my drawing. Will do some more tomorrow. Time to watch Misfits.

Promised a friend is try get some sleep. That’s not happening, thinking too much about bad stuff for sleep. Listening to Brand New and drawing to see if that helps

Promised a friend is try get some sleep. That’s not happening, thinking too much about bad stuff for sleep. Listening to Brand New and drawing to see if that helps

Freshly dyed blue for going to the rugby tomorrow! Hoping Scotland do well! So far we’re doing pretty well in the common wealth games, guy who stays not far from me got a gold in the swimming so that’s great XD

Freshly dyed blue for going to the rugby tomorrow! Hoping Scotland do well! So far we’re doing pretty well in the common wealth games, guy who stays not far from me got a gold in the swimming so that’s great XD