friend: ever since i started having sex i think i might be into super kinky stuff

me: oh really like what

friend: idk my bf handcuffed me last night

me: whoa that really is kinky

me internally: weak

My mum and sister are out so I can watch Misfits on the big tv rather than my iPad :3


My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

(via vanwhinegarden)


as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them

(via death0rdisgrace)